so i was thinking whilst opening the car door for my girlfriend… who the heck invented this move, and why is it considered chivalrous? i then thought that it probably wasn’t thought up with classy intentions after all. the first guy to do it probably just had dinner, and didn’t want to expel post-meal flatulent fumes in front of his date, so he opened the door, sat her gingerly in the automobile, and then used the walk around time to make some exhaust of his own. and you thought chivalry was dead.

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