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on a plane sitting next to a tan girl. she touched her shoe pre-flight and looked like she was crying. am i a racist for thinking she may be a terrorist? oh wait. she just got peanuts from the stewardess and ate them hungrily. who the hell would have that as their last meal?
we landed [...]

So I was a smoker for 7 years, at times (usually the stressful ones) 2 packs a day (not to be confused with the dead rapper Tupac, who did not die form smoking but from a smoking gun.) I quit cold turkey and have been off the tar sticks for 3 years now, an accomplishment [...]

Why does this stuff always happen to me? I have terrible allergies, and for years I have been switching between different allergy medications to find some relief. The same thing always happens though. For the first few weeks on a new medication, I feel great: I can breathe, my eyes don’t itch, and my throat [...]