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Comment on Mysore by Creabs

Creabs — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:24:55 +0000

Originally written by me for Epinions on Nov 17, 2000. Pretty dumb if you ask me, but it was during my days of looking for interesting things to review, in my skewed way. This was supposed to be a travel review of a place called Mysore, India. This story did not have any basis in truth, unlike most of my other writings. or did it?

Comment on What Did Casey’s Five Fingers Say to the Butt? by Creabs

Creabs — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:06:55 +0000

This was written on 5/15/2004 for my friend Lance’s web-site – TheRegalBeagle.com. What great days those were, still in my 20’s, with most people still living the dream.

Comment on Ouch, It Burns, Oh No! I’m Addicted! by Creabs

Creabs — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:18:06 +0000

this one was written on 6/22/2000. probably another drifting thought process while trying to stay awake at work. it is, again, a mostly true story. i never was that big a smoker, mostly just socially, so i think that much is hyperbole (i am writing this just in case any family reads, so that they know that i am still their little angel.) (please God, do not let any of my family stumble upon this site! kind of hard not to i guess since it is their last name too… wow, tangent.) anyway, there are a number more that will be making their way over here, until the new stuff begins coming out. i am getting nervous… are you?

Comment on Never Thought I’d See You Again! by Creabs

Creabs — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:38:14 +0000

I apologize again for yet another post. please do not read if you are anyone i work with, have a relationship with, or have ever met before, even in passing. i don’t know what was wrong with me in my younger years when i would write for epinions.com. i am still trying to consoldate everything here so that i can start writing again (boy its been a long time!) anyway, this was originally written on 1/08/03 while i was bored at work. i don’t know why everything i wrote back then had scatalogical content. in re-reading this, i am amazed that a few people included in the story are no longer with us (whether it be in relationship or in life (as i point up to heaven, pound my chest and pour a little beer on the floor.)) ok, more to follow. and sorry again!

Comment on Phil Donahue and Me: The Day I Got Brain AIDS by Fearne Kelly

Fearne Kelly — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:14:55 +0000

I just felt the need to leave a comment ’cause as I read your stream of consciousness on the phil show, it reminded me of my childhood when I would work out how I would say a certain comment, and if I had the right information to back it up. Like for example, the day my teacher asked why I was absent from school the previous day, instead of the truth I chose to tell her my pet bunnies had died from ‘the animal equivalent of human cancer’ and I spent most of the day cleaning out the hutch.

Ah well.

Comment on The Beginning of a Very Long Road: A Baby’s First Pooh by Creabs

Creabs — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:21:02 +0000

ok, this is another of my old writings… it was written on November 30, 2000 when i was a young man of 25. i had a bad habit of finding topics in epinions.com, and writing nonsense like this just to make the people who took that website seriously mad. it usually worked. the category for this little gem was Pooh- A Baby’s First Pooh. This of course was a winnie the pooh bear toy… but not for long.

i hope you enjoy. again, this is a very true story. also, i apologize (not the first time, nor the last) for yet another scatalogical rambling.

Comment on Walt Disney Gave Me An Enema, and I Didn’t Even Ask For It! by Kid Handsome

Kid Handsome — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 17:36:04 +0000

Disney World gave my wallet an enema one time. I will also never get over my disappointment that Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride didn’t actually let you steer, as I believed when I went on the ride with my Dad at the age of four.

Damn you Mr. Toad!

Comment on Beware: Goose Killers! by Creabs

Creabs — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:44:08 +0000

here is another self proclaimed “classic” from the creaby collection. this too was posted on a review site on the web under my psuedonym on 6/23/00. i have deleted it from there and am proudly posting it here. it was a review on a golf ball, but as you see i put my own spin on the review. this was a true story as well…

Comment on Walt Disney Gave Me An Enema, and I Didn’t Even Ask For It! by Creabs

Creabs — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:34:17 +0000

This was originally posted by me as my alter-ego on another website on 6/27/2000. Now that I have my own forum, I have moved it here, as I will do with all of my stuff from over there.